Your baby can learn sign language!
Here's how to say:
• "Please change my diaper": Turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• "I'd like something to eat, please": Cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• "I'm tired": Make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• "Please pass me that thing up there that I can't reach": Point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• "No thank you. I think I've had enough": Throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.
Here's how to say:
• "Please change my diaper": Turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• "I'd like something to eat, please": Cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• "I'm tired": Make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• "Please pass me that thing up there that I can't reach": Point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• "No thank you. I think I've had enough": Throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.
This was in an email I get from www.babycenter.com. They send me updates weekly on Caden and monthly on Nathan (it switches automatically at one year to once a month emails). They give great advice about what your baby should be doing, what you should be looking for and questions different Mom's have asked. At the end of every email they post a joke and this one just cracked me up, so I had to share!
3 comments:
thanks for helping me to realize that my kids ARE fluent in ASL haha
way too funny!
Hilarious! Loved it!!!
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